Good after 20 swats!

I was just searching for some spanking blogs and I ran across a discussion board that was a bunch of wives discussing how their husbands spank them. One of the posts had me laughing so hard that I thought I would share it with you:

There are three things I can "get it" for. Bouncing a check, getting a ticket, and if during oral sex I decide not to swallow at the end of it (the ultimate rejection, or something). The third isn't too bad - usually only five smacks. The other two can be more intense.

With checks and tickets the spanking is tied directly to the price take of the problem. If I bounce a $10 check, I'm going to get ten for the check, 15 more for our bank's fee, and some addition for whatever the store charges. Last check added up to 93.

A couple of clear rules. No spanking session can be more than 20 smacks/contacts unless I say so. So if I've got 30 coming I get to decide whether I want them all now or 20 now and 10 later. There has to be at least two hours between sessions. No more than twqo sessions a day without my consent. The 93 got divided up into five sessions over three days. And I'm more careful with the checkbook now...

We also have an agreed list of instruments Don can pick from. A small leather paddle with a heart cut out of it. A thin belt that stings like the dickens. Two different wooden spoons. A hairbrush he really likes for some reason. He gets to pick a reasonable position for me: over his knee, kneeling somewhere, laying on my stomach with a pillow under my hips (his favorite for some reason). Being uncooperative gets me an extra five in any given session. He gets to decide what I wear for a spanking. He is especially fond of loose cotton dresses that I think make me look like I'm in middle school or something.

I guess the power is a big deal to him. I find the whole thing very embarrasing. And painful. I almost always cry. But the spanking almost always leads to GREAT sex. And Don is 11 years older than me and about twice my size (I'm 5'1" and 108 pounds; he's 6'3" and 210 pounds). So I cope.

The part I like least is that I absolutely HAVE TO count out loud for him or a smack doesn't count (and I'm being uncooperative). It's not my great fantasy, but he likes it so much I've never just said "no.

It sounded to me like she was in more control than he was. I shared the part about how she only got 20 strokes per session with Chris he laughed and made me bend over his knee for 20 strokes with his hand they were very firm, but like most of you can imagine after 20 strokes my ass was barely pink.

After all that Chris figured I needed an erotic spanking with the bathbrush. It was quick but very painful. *grin* It was way more than 20 strokes, if I had to guess maybe it was around 100, but I was too busy trying not to make any bratty comments as he between sets of strokes as Chris scratched his back with the non-business side of the bathbrush.